1- A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (MASSACHUSETTS)

2- In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair

3- It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. (WEST VIRGINIA)

4- In Indiana, bathing is prohibited during the winter

5- Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar. (MISSOURI)

6- Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault" in Louisiana.

7- Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.( Massauchusets)

8- All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.(MASSAUCHUSETTS)

9- In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

10- In Winnipeg, it is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up.

11- In Owensboro, Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to buy a new hat without her husband trying it on first.

12- Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked in Massachusetts.

13- It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

14- In New Jersey it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 pm unless you have a written note from your doctor.

15- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.

16- No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife in Pennsylvania.

17- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing in Texas.

18- A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the Chief of Police as he is entering the town in the state of Washington.

19- In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate.

20- In Tennessee a man must walk in front of any car driven by a woman while waving a red flag as a warning.

21- A man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap as long as it is less than 2 inches wide.

22-A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

23- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

24- It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico

25- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate

26- In Florida, women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

27- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

28- You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time. (HAWAII)

29- Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”. (IOWA)

30- Persons with gonorrhea may not marry. (NEBRASKA)

31- It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. (INDIANA)

32- A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. (IOWA)

33- If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then,according to state law, they are legally married. (NORTH CAROLINA)

34- One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. (Fargo, North Dakota)

35- It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. (MISSISSIPPI)

36- It is illegal to take more than two baths a month within Boston confines.

37- It's illegal to post an advertisement on a public urinal.(Boston)

38- Female donkeys are not allowed in Nanyuki town. (KENYA)

39- I two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (KANSAS)

40- At the age of thirty, unmarried women become the property of the state (THAILAND)


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